diff --git a/patches/node/chore_remove_errant_semicolons.patch b/patches/node/chore_remove_errant_semicolons.patch
deleted file mode 100644
index d7fb2a3f8368c..0000000000000
--- a/patches/node/chore_remove_errant_semicolons.patch
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,36 +0,0 @@
-From 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
-From: Shelley Vohr <shelley.vohr@gmail.com>
-Date: Mon, 9 Jan 2023 13:53:36 +0100
-Subject: chore: remove errant semicolons
-
-- https://github.com/nodejs/node/pull/44179
-- https://github.com/nodejs/node/pull/44193
-
-This should be upstreamed.
-
-diff --git a/src/node_realm.h b/src/node_realm.h
-index 9ece8cb38958c364c6177118a5e7443c3a6bdf1a..0d3259a149e94b7d9657959c0ccac25a146978b4 100644
---- a/src/node_realm.h
-+++ b/src/node_realm.h
-@@ -55,7 +55,7 @@ class Realm : public MemoryRetainer {
-   Realm& operator=(Realm&&) = delete;
- 
-   SET_MEMORY_INFO_NAME(Realm)
--  SET_SELF_SIZE(Realm);
-+  SET_SELF_SIZE(Realm)
-   void MemoryInfo(MemoryTracker* tracker) const override;
- 
-   void CreateProperties();
-diff --git a/src/node_util.h b/src/node_util.h
-index 616b8c003b2d0dd80e01297ca3fe7e4926220ad7..9590842ae4764dd3363a4d74038d3351f0061177 100644
---- a/src/node_util.h
-+++ b/src/node_util.h
-@@ -12,7 +12,7 @@ namespace util {
- 
- class WeakReference : public SnapshotableObject {
-  public:
--  SERIALIZABLE_OBJECT_METHODS();
-+  SERIALIZABLE_OBJECT_METHODS()
- 
-   static constexpr FastStringKey type_name{"node::util::WeakReference"};
-   static constexpr EmbedderObjectType type_int =
diff --git a/patches/node/chore_remove_unreached_return.patch b/patches/node/chore_remove_unreached_return.patch
deleted file mode 100644
index 5cd700e5f8ac2..0000000000000
--- a/patches/node/chore_remove_unreached_return.patch
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,22 +0,0 @@
-From 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
-From: Shelley Vohr <shelley.vohr@gmail.com>
-Date: Mon, 9 Jan 2023 14:34:01 +0100
-Subject: chore: remove unreached return
-
-https://github.com/nodejs/node/pull/44376 added a return after a call to
-ABORT(), triggering an unreachable code error.
-
-This should be upstreamed.
-
-diff --git a/src/node_builtins.cc b/src/node_builtins.cc
-index 25b02f9904127780c68db9b451a7dfcf02a6fc5e..1be20aea500fd9d606c5a38a86b4aef66b49d133 100644
---- a/src/node_builtins.cc
-+++ b/src/node_builtins.cc
-@@ -247,7 +247,6 @@ void BuiltinLoader::AddExternalizedBuiltin(const char* id,
-     fprintf(
-         stderr, "Cannot load externalized builtin: \"%s:%s\".\n", id, filename);
-     ABORT();
--    return;
-   }
- 
-   icu::UnicodeString utf16 = icu::UnicodeString::fromUTF8(