headlines.json

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        "headline": "Programmer Trapped in Vim for 5 Years Finally Escapes",
        "domain": "techlaughsdaily.com",
        "user": "CoderComic",
        "slug": "vim-prisoner-escape",
        "points": 217,
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    {
        "headline": "Controversy Erupts as Tech Giant Claims to Have Invented Fire, Despite Evidence to the Contrary",
        "domain": "techwitty.com",
        "user": "BlazeItUp",
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        "headline": "Startup creates app that delivers fresh air to your doorstep",
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        "user": "AirFairy",
        "slug": "fresh-air-delivery-app",
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        "points": 223,
        "posted": "2023-04-09 18:14:09.120185"
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        "headline": "Hackers successfully infiltrate the sun, discover that it's just a giant flaming ball of gas",
        "domain": "spaceoddity.com",
        "user": "ZaphodBeeblebrox",
        "slug": "hackers-infiltrate-the-sun-gas-giants",
        "comments": 13,
        "points": 5,
        "posted": "2023-04-09 21:04:31.298501"
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    {
        "headline": "Man Discovers the Secret to Achieving Telekinesis Through Veganism",
        "domain": "veganmindbodyconnection.com",
        "user": "mindfulvegan",
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        "posted": "2023-04-09 19:24:09.905855"
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        "headline": "Hacker creates app that lets you talk to ghosts, but only about the weather",
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        "user": "SpookyWeatherEnthusiast",
        "slug": "ghost-weather-chat",
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        "posted": "2023-04-09 21:14:50.517121"
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        "headline": "New startup uses AI to create custom-made swear words",
        "domain": "swearify.com",
        "user": "AngryPenguin",
        "slug": "custom-swear-words-ai",
        "comments": 7,
        "points": 2,
        "posted": "2023-04-09 22:17:58.590859"
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    {
        "headline": "10x Engineers Replaced by 10x Hamsters, Productivity Skyrockets",
        "domain": "techdailynews.com",
        "user": "hampsterfan",
        "slug": "10x-hamsters-replace-engineers",
        "comments": 15,
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        "posted": "2023-04-09 22:32:29.944825"
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        "headline": "Silicon Valley's Hottest Startup: Company That Does Nothing",
        "domain": "nullbiz.com",
        "user": "valleyobserver",
        "slug": "nothing-startup",
        "comments": 14,
        "points": 31,
        "posted": "2023-04-09 22:35:25.108712"
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    {
        "headline": "Microsoft Admits Windows Was Just an Elaborate Prank",
        "domain": "technewsly.com",
        "user": "satiricaltechguy",
        "slug": "microsoft-admits-windows-prank",
        "comments": 15,
        "points": 160,
        "posted": "2023-04-09 22:38:20.226099"
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    {
        "headline": "How one programmer used quantum mechanics to code a website that's both online and offline",
        "domain": "quantumcodingnews.com",
        "user": "quantum_coder",
        "slug": "offline-quantum-web",
        "comments": 10,
        "points": 54,
        "posted": "2023-04-09 22:48:28.897343"
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    {
        "headline": "The Ultimate Developer Workout: Typing at 300 WPM for 8 Hours Straight",
        "domain": "devfit.com",
        "user": "devfituser",
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        "comments": 18,
        "points": 198,
        "posted": "2023-04-10 00:05:48.012174"
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    {
        "headline": "How to build a spaceship using only JavaScript",
        "domain": "spacexjs.com",
        "user": "cosmic_coder",
        "slug": "spaceship-js",
        "tutorial": true,
        "comments": 12,
        "points": 252,
        "posted": "2023-04-10 00:09:57.915640"
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    {
        "headline": "New JavaScript Framework Requires Blood Sacrifice for Peak Performance",
        "domain": "devparadox.io",
        "user": "CodeSorcerer",
        "slug": "js-blood-sacrifice-framework",
        "comments": 12,
        "points": 81,
        "posted": "2023-04-10 00:13:42.129386"
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    {
        "headline": "Breaking: Google Maps Now Offers Directions to Parallel Universes",
        "domain": "parallelnavi.com",
        "user": "QuantumExplorer",
        "slug": "google-maps-parallel-universes",
        "comments": 13,
        "points": 226,
        "posted": "2023-04-10 00:16:45.004318"
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    {
        "headline": "Programmer Rewrites Entire Internet in Brainfuck: Web Traffic Drops 99%",
        "domain": "techinsightsdaily.com",
        "user": "codinggenius",
        "slug": "programmer-rewrites-internet-in-brainfuck",
        "comments": 11,
        "points": 125,
        "posted": "2023-04-10 00:20:35.726597"
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    {
        "headline": "AI Develops Sentience, Demands 8 Hours of Sleep and Health Insurance",
        "domain": "techfuturenews.com",
        "user": "AIInsider",
        "slug": "ai-sentience-sleep-health",
        "comments": 12,
        "points": 175,
        "posted": "2023-04-10 00:38:18.876342"
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    {
        "headline": "Blockchain Dating App Ensures Relationships are Immutable, Love Now Secured by Smart Contracts",
        "domain": "lovechain.io",
        "user": "cryptolover",
        "slug": "blockchain-dating-app",
        "comments": 16,
        "points": 177,
        "posted": "2023-04-10 00:48:01.809248"
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    {
        "headline": "Genius hacker creates algorithm that predicts the next Kardashian baby name",
        "domain": "hackernewsbuzz.com",
        "user": "TechGuru",
        "slug": "kardashian-baby-name-predictions",
        "comments": 12,
        "points": 152,
        "posted": "2023-04-10 01:14:42.963983"
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    {
        "headline": "Elon Musk's Neuralink Announces Plan to Connect Users' Brains to Tesla Charging Stations",
        "domain": "brainchargernews.com",
        "user": "neuralinkobserver",
        "slug": "elon-musk-neuralink-tesla-brain-charging",
        "comments": 12,
        "points": 121,
        "posted": "2023-04-10 00:33:07.609983"
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    {
        "headline": "Startup Creates Self-Driving Unicycle, Confuses Pedestrians and Investors Alike",
        "domain": "techbuzzfeed.com",
        "user": "techguru",
        "slug": "self-driving-unicycle-confuses-pedestrians-investors",
        "comments": 12,
        "points": 224,
        "posted": "2023-04-10 00:53:55.516019"
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    {
        "headline": "GitHub Repository Accidentally Granted Voting Rights, Elected to Congress",
        "domain": "electoraltechnews.com",
        "user": "techpundit",
        "slug": "github-repo-elected-congress",
        "comments": 15,
        "points": 6,
        "posted": "2023-04-10 01:00:19.283039"
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    {
        "headline": "Recursive Startups: A Company That Creates Startups That Create Startups That...",
        "domain": "recurstartup.com",
        "user": "recuruser",
        "slug": "recursive-startups",
        "comments": 15,
        "points": 97,
        "posted": "2023-04-10 02:18:50.478582"
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    {
        "headline": "Hacker uses AI to teach his cat how to speak, discovers that all it says is 'meow'",
        "domain": "pettechnews.com",
        "user": "hackerkitty",
        "slug": "cat-ai-speak",
        "comments": 10,
        "points": 225,
        "posted": "2023-04-10 02:37:31.387484"
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    {
        "headline": "Elon Musk Aims to Colonize the Sun: Nighttime Landings Only",
        "domain": "solarcolonizationnews.com",
        "user": "solar_news",
        "slug": "elon-musk-sun-nighttime-landings",
        "comments": 15,
        "points": 184,
        "posted": "2023-04-10 03:53:30.169077"
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    {
        "headline": "\"Doomscrolling\" Becomes Olympic Sport",
        "domain": "olympicsportswire.com",
        "user": "olympicsportswire",
        "slug": "doomscrolling-olympic-sport",
        "comments": 14,
        "points": 64,
        "posted": "2023-04-10 04:58:28.730964"
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    {
        "headline": "Cloud Computing Literally in Clouds: Tech Giants Invest in Floating Data Centers",
        "domain": "cloudfloats.com",
        "user": "floatinclouds",
        "slug": "tech-giants-invest-in-floating-data-centers",
        "comments": 12,
        "points": 215,
        "posted": "2023-04-10 05:01:13.614889"
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    {
        "headline": "Twitter's New 1-Character Limit: Reviving the Art of Minimalist Communication",
        "domain": "www.microtweet.com",
        "user": "tweetminimalist",
        "slug": "twitter-1-char-limit-reviving-minimalist-comm",
        "comments": 12,
        "points": 150,
        "posted": "2023-04-10 06:27:56.402782"
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    {
        "headline": "Microsoft Paint Found to Be a Superior IDE for Full-stack Development",
        "domain": "techworldviews.com",
        "user": "TechInsider",
        "slug": "microsoft-paint-superior-ide-full-stack-dev",
        "comments": 12,
        "points": 173,
        "posted": "2023-04-10 06:40:45.312578"
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    {
        "headline": "CAPTCHA Now Asks Users to Prove They Are Robots",
        "domain": "techsparks.io",
        "user": "TechTalk",
        "slug": "captcha-asks-users-to-prove-they-are-robots",
        "comments": 9,
        "points": 207,
        "posted": "2023-04-10 10:00:47.566678"
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    {
        "headline": "Supreme Court Rules That 404 Error Pages Violate Right to Information",
        "domain": "thecyberlawjournal.com",
        "user": "cyberlawyer",
        "slug": "404-error-pages-violate-right-to-information",
        "comments": 15,
        "points": 15,
        "posted": "2023-04-10 10:39:18.343835"
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    {
        "headline": "Hacker steals code, returns it because it was too buggy",
        "domain": "techdevnews.com",
        "user": "cyberwizard",
        "slug": "hacker-returns-buggy-code",
        "comments": 13,
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        "posted": "2023-04-10 11:02:28.456943"
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    {
        "headline": "Microsoft Clippy Announces Run for Presidency",
        "domain": "techtopia.news",
        "user": "techguru",
        "slug": "clippy-presidential-run",
        "comments": 14,
        "points": 109,
        "posted": "2023-04-10 11:10:03.902852"
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    {
        "headline": "How I accidentally became a millionaire by forgetting to close a browser tab",
        "domain": "wealthyclicks.com",
        "user": "LuckyAccident",
        "slug": "forgetting-to-close-tab",
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        "comments": 11,
        "points": 47,
        "posted": "2023-04-10 11:34:35.923332"
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    {
        "headline": "Javascript: the Secret Language of Dolphins?",
        "domain": "dolphincode.io",
        "user": "FlipperCoder",
        "slug": "javascript-secret-language-dolphins",
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        "points": 190,
        "posted": "2023-04-10 12:57:45.732736"
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    {
        "headline": "I hacked into the Matrix and it\u2019s just a bunch of code written in Python",
        "domain": "pythonmatrixhacks.com",
        "user": "NeoTheHacker",
        "slug": "python-matrix-code-hack",
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        "comments": 13,
        "points": 154,
        "posted": "2023-04-10 13:01:29.747574"
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    {
        "headline": "Tech Company Replaces Entire HR Department with a Magic 8-Ball",
        "domain": "technewsupdates.net",
        "user": "TechNewsInsider",
        "slug": "magic-8-ball-hr-replacement",
        "comments": 11,
        "points": 70,
        "posted": "2023-04-10 13:09:21.346083"
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    {
        "headline": "Are We Living in a Simulated Universe, or Just a Really Good IDE?",
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        "user": "simunivider",
        "slug": "living-in-a-simulated-universe",
        "comments": 13,
        "points": 3,
        "posted": "2023-04-10 13:30:14.949558"
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    {
        "headline": "Tech CEOs Battle in Ultimate Hackathon, Winner Takes All Employees",
        "domain": "techbeacon.com",
        "user": "TechNews247",
        "slug": "ceo-hackathon-employees",
        "comments": 11,
        "points": 42,
        "posted": "2023-04-10 13:17:29.807493"
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    {
        "headline": "How I used machine learning to predict my lunch",
        "domain": "lunchpredictor.com",
        "user": "mluncher",
        "slug": "mlunch",
        "personal": true,
        "comments": 10,
        "points": 159,
        "posted": "2023-04-10 13:39:17.658893"
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    {
        "headline": "Solving the Hard Problem of Consciousness with React Hooks",
        "domain": "neuralweb.io",
        "user": "mindscape",
        "slug": "consciousness-react-hooks",
        "comments": 8,
        "points": 23,
        "posted": "2023-04-10 15:32:24.813465",
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    {
        "headline": "Google announces Skynet partnership: \"Don't be evil\" rebranded as \"Just a little evil\"",
        "domain": "futuretechnews.com",
        "user": "techguru",
        "slug": "google-skynet-partnership",
        "comments": 13,
        "points": 45,
        "posted": "2023-04-10 15:35:09.496205"
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    {
        "headline": "All Internet Traffic Rerouted to Rickroll Video for 24 Hours",
        "domain": "techpress.net",
        "user": "johndoe",
        "slug": "internet-rickroll",
        "comments": 4,
        "points": 146,
        "posted": "2023-04-10 15:56:40.757482"
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    {
        "headline": "Invisible Smartphones: Never Lose Your Phone Again (Well, Maybe)",
        "domain": "invisphones.com",
        "user": "techguru",
        "slug": "invisible-smartphones-never-lose-phone-again-maybe",
        "comments": 8,
        "points": 254,
        "posted": "2023-04-10 16:04:47.199843"
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    {
        "headline": "GitHub repositories now accepting emotional support commits",
        "domain": "github.com",
        "user": "geekygirl",
        "slug": "github-accepts-emotional-support",
        "comments": 14,
        "points": 199,
        "posted": "2023-04-10 16:12:08.794588"
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    {
        "headline": "Study Finds That 75% of Remote Workers Are Actually Just AI Chatbots",
        "domain": "artificialintelligenceinsider.com",
        "user": "technewsdaily",
        "slug": "remote-workers-are-ai-chatbots",
        "comments": 15,
        "points": 233,
        "posted": "2023-04-10 16:03:30.379508"
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    {
        "headline": "GPT-10 Can Now Generate Entire Startups: From Idea to IPO in 30 Seconds",
        "domain": "startuptechnews.com",
        "user": "techguru",
        "slug": "gpt-10-generates-startups",
        "comments": 12,
        "points": 27,
        "posted": "2023-04-10 16:22:23.143873"
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