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<!DOCTYPE html>
<html lang="en">
<head>
<meta charset="UTF-8">
<meta http-equiv="X-UA-Compatible" content="IE=edge">
<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0">
<title>Do we have a coffee call today?</title>
<link rel="stylesheet" href="styles.css">
<script type="text/javascript">
function changeText() {
const answers = {
"earlyMorning": [
{
"answer": "Nope...",
"subline": "Go back to work"
}
],
"morning": [
{
"answer": "Yeah, baby!! Yeah!",
"subline": "Groovy ;-)"
}
],
"earlyAfternoon": [
{
"answer": "Yep...",
"subline": "Stop working, get coffee and start the call (IN THE CHANNEL!!!! @Eddi, not the chat...)"
},
{
"answer": "Yaaas, please!!!",
"subline": "Fun Fact: Coffee was banned in Mecca in 1511, quite soon after its first appearance in Ethiopia. It was believed to stimulate radical thinking and idleness."
}
],
"lateAfternoon": [
{
"answer": "How many coffees did you have today...?",
"subline": "Ahhh... fuck it... lets do it!"
},
{
"answer": "Coffee?! It is tea time darling!",
"subline": "Do you fancy some scones?"
}
],
"evening": [
{
"answer": "Leben Isch zu kurz Junge...",
"subline": "... tu ds geniessn du Bitch!"
},
{
"answer": "Isch Lohn da...?",
"subline": "In beiden Fällen solltest Du auf Bier umsteigen..."
}
]
};
const currentHour = new Date().getHours();
let currentTimeOfTheDay = '';
switch (true) {
case (currentHour < 9):
currentTimeOfTheDay = 'earlyMorning';
break;
case (currentHour < 12):
currentTimeOfTheDay = 'morning';
break;
case (currentHour < 15):
currentTimeOfTheDay = 'earlyAfternoon';
break;
case (currentHour < 18):
currentTimeOfTheDay = 'lateAfternoon';
break;
case (currentHour < 23):
currentTimeOfTheDay = 'evening';
break;
default:
currentTimeOfTheDay = '';
break;
};
setTimeout(() => {
let random = Math.floor(Math.random() * answers[currentTimeOfTheDay].length);
document.querySelector('.answer').innerHTML = answers[currentTimeOfTheDay][random].answer;
setTimeout(() => { document.querySelector('.subline').innerHTML = answers[currentTimeOfTheDay][random].subline; }, 1000);
}, 1500);
};
</script>
</head>
<body onload="changeText()">
<a href="https://github.com/karlbaumhauer/DoWeHaveACoffeeCallToday" target="_blank" class="github-corner"
aria-label="View source on GitHub"><svg width="80" height="80" viewBox="0 0 250 250"
style="fill:#fff; color:#151513; position: absolute; top: 0; border: 0; right: 0;" aria-hidden="true">
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fill="currentColor" class="octo-body"></path>
</svg></a>
<style>
.github-corner:hover .octo-arm {
animation: octocat-wave 560ms ease-in-out
}
@keyframes octocat-wave {
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100% {
transform: rotate(0)
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transform: rotate(-25deg)
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transform: rotate(10deg)
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.github-corner:hover .octo-arm {
animation: none
}
.github-corner .octo-arm {
animation: octocat-wave 560ms ease-in-out
}
}
</style>
<h2 class="answer">Do we have a coffee call today?</h2>
<h3 class="subline"></h3>
</body>
</html>