Hi there 👋

🤔 how in the world did you even get here?

Who is this?

$me = Human::create(
    first_name: 'Anders',
    last_name: 'Bilfeldt',
    linkedin: 'https://www.linkedin.com/in/andersbilfeldt/',
    twitter: 'https://twitter.com/AndersBilfeldt'
);

$me->educations()->saveMany(
    new Education(
        institution: 'Technical University of Denmark',
        degree: 'Masters of Science',
        subject: 'Physics and Nanotechnology',
        graduated: 2014
    ),
    new Education(
        institution: 'Technical University of Denmark',
        degree: 'Bachelor of Science',
        subject: 'Physics and Nanotechnology',
        graduated: 2011
    )
);

What are you doing man?

{
    "name": "bilfeldt/portfolio",
    "type": "project",
    "description": "My public PHP portfolio.",
    "keywords": [
        "php",
        "laravel"
    ],
    "license": "MIT",
    "require": {
        "bilfeldt/laravel-http-client-logger": "*",
        "bilfeldt/laravel-request-logger": "*",
        "bilfeldt/laravel-route-statistics": "*"
    }
}

Are you not just bullshitting me?