fortunedragon

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/ You will live a long, healthy, happy \
\ life and make bags of money.         /
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setup:

apt-get install fortune cowsay
git clone https://github.paypal.com/tsullivan/fortunedragon.git
cd fortunedragon
npm install
wget http://code.jquery.com/jquery-2.0.3.min.js -P public/vendor
wget http://code.jquery.com/jquery-2.0.3.min.map -P public/vendor
node app.js